Knackered analyser
“See, told you. Your analysers knackered.. it’s reading 12 percent.. that’s a 50 deco”
I could stop sweating at that. The mixes from the night before, wasn’t my fault: their analyser was up the swanny.
“Oy. Your analyser reads 12 too”
“Can you guys not calibrate.. give it here”
12 percent.
“LC, which J bottle did you use for this deco bottle….?”
“yes the one you just stuck 85bar in……….”
“Eh?”
“….the brown one”
“what, the all brown one…”
Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshsssshshhhshshshhhhhhhhhhh……………….
Guess I did f$*k up the mixes last night.

