Oops, forgot something..

Dear Rear Admirable Anderson,

Did You Leave Something Behind?

I note your recent visit to my Islands - The Shiants.

I would like to draw your attention to a number of complaints that I have received subsequent to your visit. Visitors to the islands, some well respected friends of mine, have been horrified to be confronted by a terrifying apparition. It appears that by accident or design you left one of your party stranded.

He or ‘it’ would be a better description, a kind of Caliban!!. seems to have taken up residence and is now intent on terrifying any and all comers to the islands.

Commodore Zebidee Manson (no relation) managed to take this rather blurred picture of the ‘thing’ as it made it’s attack, which I enclose. If it means anything to you I would request, nay demand, that you return to the Islands at once and remove the thing using whatever method is necessary, and return it to Sycorax it’s mother.

Should you fail to comply, I will have no option but to refer the matter to the Procurator Fiscal, whose motto is ‘Fear and Speed’.

I need say no more.

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