When I bought the laptop I saw the picture with beautiful people on the top of a remote mountain surfing the internet as if that was the universal panacea to all the 21 century woes.
Well, the reality that the snake oil charmers don’t tell you is the reality that I am at now: with the boat where it is, the signal is intermittent. No one is at home back in Orkney to do the admin etc, so I have to climb half way up Eilean an Tigne to get a phone signal to do my daily correspondance. Typically, the best spot for a signal is also on the exposed face. I therefore have to wait ’till it stops raining, the wind settles down a bit, all the batteries are charged, no birders want landed anywhere and then climb half way up the hill to huddle over a screen that I can’t see very well in the sunlight and do mt emails.
So when MR Whatsit Arsewipe from Nigeria offers me multiple investment opportunties and some lowlife tries to sell me vicodin etc, I get somewhat perturbed.
I wonder if Dell would change their picture…..
……I would still have bought the laptop.
Anyway, the birders continue their ringing despite fresh SW winds and the odd shower. They are low on Razorbill rings (which is a good sign as they have used 200 out of 500) but may require a trip to Uig to get more.
Have stopped diving for a wee while due to lack of inspiration. The views above water more than compensate for the lack lustre view below.
I am also half way thru Adam Nicolson’s “Sea Room”, the book about the Shaints. On first glance I thought it impenetrable and overly prosaic but reading it for a second time, and reading it on location, I have realised that it is me that is to blame and that it is a brilliant, superbly written book and one that I would highly recomend. Read it in the Shiants if you get the chance.