Archive for August, 2006

Rachael.

Posted in PunterBlog on August 11th, 2006

A dive boat with a Rayburn, not what you would expect but do not be afraid! she’s not too difficult to use - you just have to remember to switch it on a good

wee while before you want to cook. Do not do what we did and expect to cook pizza 5 min after turning her on.

On the left hand side of the Rayburn, there’s a switch and a dial.
TO TURN RACHEL RAYBURN ON: flick the orange switch down (from Heating to Cooking) and turn the dial from off to high. The oven door is front top right, and

above the handle there is a silver switch that also has to be flicked to the left from the letter H to C. On the front of the oven door there’s a indicator

needle (simmer, bake, roast), which gives you a vague idea of how hot the oven is. The dial on the left does have different temperatures written on it (in

degrees celcius), however pay no attention to it ’cause it doesn’t heat the oven to what it says on the dial, and its better just to turn it up or down

depending on the needle position on the door. If the oven isn’t heating up as fast as you would like, it can be boosted by turning on the water and central

heating for 1 hour (see the central heating box on the wall to the right of the Rayburn, or ask Bob).

The top plates are always slightly hot, however to get them hot enough to fry or boil, you need to turn on the oven (see above). The left plate is hotter

than the right and is useful for bringing things to the boil before moving them to the right to simmer.

REMEMBER TO TURN OFF THE OVEN AFTER USE (reverse the above process) otherwise, you’ll start to cook the people in the saloon (she puts out a lot of heat).

Ignore Bob when he tells you that baked potatoes cannot be done in the Rayburn - they turn out great.
Turn on the oven at breakfast and allow to heat until the needle points to BAKE. Wrap all the potatoes in tin foil, put them on a tray and shove them in the

oven for 3-4 hrs (monitor the needle and turn the dial accordingly). After 3-4 hrs remove tin foil and stick a knife in a few to make sure they’re soft,

cover them in oil or butter and shove them back in to crisp up. If you have more than one tray, you have to keep swapping the shelf they’re on. Which brings

me to the final Rayburn tip: food must be juggled around to cook properly. The 3 oven shelves have slightly different temps (hotter at the top obviously) and

so things have to be moved (especially pizza). This is also true of the hot plates.

Treat her well and she’ll cook things wonderfully for you. Treat her bad and it’ll come out raw or burnt depending on her mood.

Good luck!

Angels

Posted in Day to day doings on August 11th, 2006

On the day that you were born, the angels got together and decided to create a dream come true…..

They sprinkled star dust in your hair and in your eyes so blue

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I knew her when she used to rock and roll.

Crochet

Posted in Day to day doings on August 11th, 2006

Now I have been accused of doing many things in my time, but crochet? Don’t believe the rumours.

Here are the protagonists. Not a skipper in sight.

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Extra day

Posted in Dives on August 11th, 2006

Well, they got an extra day diving but it was such a nice day, it would have been a crime not to go out.

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Thurs dives

Posted in Dives on August 10th, 2006

Windy night, dying away so we set off for the Jane.

Dived Muckle Fladdicap PM

Sinead Blog

Posted in PunterBlog on August 10th, 2006

Well… another great day aboard MV Halton. Started off with a nice dive - the Jane, quite shallow so great

towardes the end of the week, beautiful prop and great for scalloping, if you have had enoug before coming up. (Yet

to taste them though)!
Second dive, decided on “pot luck” on the steam back into Lerwick. This proved to be a great choice, we chose 3

different sites, wall and seals on the first, gully and cuttle fish on the second and probably not quite as exciting

on the third, but neverthe less an ok dive, by anyone’s standards.
Day finished off by super top nosh… bangers and mash with a difference, cheesy mash fit for a King and the best

oninion gravy known to man!
Posh tip of the day, do not buy the “medium priced wine” from co-op for anything but gravy. Instead forsake weight

belts for a 12 bottle case of good wine and ration it over the week! When purchasing items for consumption here the

Shetland gin is fantastic, as good or better than bombay saphire/tanqueray! Enough said.

Girlie tip of the day… smile nicely at Angus (with big eyes) and he will “haul” you up the ladder, better than any lift I’ve been on!

BlackeyeDave’s Blawg

Posted in PunterBlog on August 9th, 2006

Vietnam fan swapping the torrid heat away from his fevered brow as the Bell Huey reverberated around the crazed mind, sat up in beg and slammed his skull against the beam. Hence the blackeyedave.

The humid sun drenched coast gave way to crystal clear sea’s. The cathederal-esque triple expansion engine of the Tonis Chandris can be viewed from 5 metres descending on to the wreck. The intact prop shaft takes you on a voyage of discovery as you head astern where the prop, disassociated form the hull lies dormant on it’s side. Over the drop off a delight of debris and brass; spare steering gear and prop are to be stumbled across.

We also did a scenic..

The posh dive trip of the day; re-brand “eggy bread” as French Toast.

Wed dives

Posted in Dives on August 9th, 2006

Windy start to the day but managed a drop on the Tonis Chandris and the Baa.

In Mid Yell for the night.

Late breaking news….

Posted in PunterBlog on August 9th, 2006

0TUE 25/7/2006 continued

We spent an amusing interval bettween dives whatching the abundant seabirds about their various trades. The Gannets circled and dived with break-neck speed, Terns, wheeled, swooped and darted about, Puffins flapped their cute stumps and bumbled around in a short arsed way, Skuas avoided the annoying mobbing by crows, Fulmars zapped energetically about playing chicken with our heads and the Herring Gulls staked out the Boats shit pipe, on the off chance of a late sitting.

Our Orcadian boatman, Angus landed and claimed Out Stack for Orkney. The chance of being able to do this is very rare, we were so lucky to have a settled spell plus sun.(about time really, I’ve had too many crap UK dives lately).

While the north side of Out Stack had calmed down a bit, our skipper Bob went in for a dip to see for himself. He emerged with a huge, gratuitous grin, (not something you see too often) so it must be good. Just as well as it was our next dive.

A free descent and almost immediately found ourselves in a rock gulley running parallel to the island. Headed West into a slight current which diminished in time. I was dumbstruck,(though I did utter a few Wows through my reg) I’d never seen such variety of colour on one dive in the UK. There were rainbow coloured jewel anenomes and dwarf plumose? shoulder to shoulder covering every mm of rock. Any crevices were occupied by drifts of Dahlia anenomies all giving the impression of a well made though somewhat garishly patterned persian carpet, gorgeous, I’ll take it if you can deliver, you take plastic?

On we went, heads swinging from side to side, beneath the baleful gaze of muscular edible crabs, perched at various points like bouncers outside seedy clubs. A few dogfish came sacheying past up the gulley, all the while, just at the limit of sight the shoal of pollack kept pace. Our time like the gulley ran out and it was time to leave. Got a bit of bouncey,bouncey trying to carry out a safety stop in the turbilance near the surface. The others who went East on entry got into a washing machine again before clawing their way to the surface.

WED 26/7/2006

After a quiet night moored at Balta Sound on Unst, we nosed our way through light fog to dive the E49, a British sub that went down with all hands after hitting a mine. We were split into two groups of four, to be more manageable and not to crowd her. She lies in about 35m on her starboard side. She became visible in her entirety from halfway down the shot. Good vis! Immediately obvious was a Royal Navy Ensign recently placed on her which helped set the slightly somber tone of our visit. The outer pressure hull seemed to have gone by the number of protruding valves and cocks. Either she’s collapsing or is very nearly burried in the sand/shingle bottom. Coy Ling peeped out at us from various holes and decorated spider crabs and tiny squat lobsters occupied the conning tower. By the sound of Halton manouvreing above she was dropping the next lot of divers, time to go.

As we reached the surface it was apparent that we were in the middle of a thunder storm crashing about us, sheet lightning flashing across the darkened sky and the surface of the sea fizzing in the torrential rain.

The afternoons dive was postponed for a while so we had time to look around Unst and stock up on treats and coffee at the local stores. We discovered that it was possible to tour the Valhalla brewery, who’s product we’d enjoyed the past two nights. After a wee walk and much misdirection we found it. It was a small privately run affair and we had an interesting interlude learning the ingredients, process and packageing, plus a bottle to go away with. We even jammily managed to get a lift back to the boat.

The evening dive was around Vere Rock trying to find a wreck. As my buddies wouldn’t follow me we spent an unproductive time milling aimlessly round the kelpy shallows making faces at the timid seals and each other, while the rest of the group stumbled across the wreckage and stored images of boilers, engines and propshaft etc to taunt us back on the boat later.

We motored down to Yell and anchored in a quiet inlet for the night. No shore party tonight.

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We motored to a spot north of Fetlar for our first dive, the JANE a steamer lying on her port side in about 25m. Two groups again, the other pair went to the stern so we headed for the bows. Hull collapsing quite a bit though still interesting. Bows a funny shape a bit like a counter stern, I had to check for a prop just in case. Alot of Maerl(a twiggy, purple coral like plant) appearing to spill out of hull splits, untill Angus set me right later I thought it was coral ballast from the ship, imagination you see. Why I’m looking at the bottom and not the wreck was because we were heading to the stern along the ships bottom, not so interesting see. The shell/sand/shingle seabed was carpeted in Brittlestars with the odd Sunstar ploughing through, numerous largeish empty muscle shells, ah the stern arriveth. A lovely four bladed prop enhanced by a healthy growth of Dead Man’s Fingers (DMF’s)(found nowhere else on wreck, well not by me). A nice space to swim through forward of this. Followed propshaft to engine and boilers. Other group descending on us so we left them to it.

Got back into Lerwick in some nasty fog and rain, I didn’t think it was possible together but it was. Afternoon dive postponed so a bit of mooching around town to be done. Back at 17.00.

Cleared a bit and stopped raining, still very calm. Off to dive the Giants Knees/Legs, a headland off Bressay with some stacks/arches adorning it. The idea was to descend and swim through, easy. Went into the first gap and had to ascend to enter. Walls pasted with anenomes and lovely vis too. Came to a dead end, this is where it gets ticklish having to turn and get past those following without damaging the marine growth or kicking the others masks off. Into the next one, this is a bit more like it, wide and sheer. Furry DMF’s, Dahlia anenomes and dwarf plumose clinging on in the surge. I rolled onto my back occaisionally to watch the bubbles trickle up. Had a steep ascent to get out of this one onto a kelp plateau. Kept rock on left shoulder and came across some wreckage, one piece a mast like object led us to the entrance of the next one. This looked like the mother of them all, like a dark cavern waiting to dissapear us insignificant bubblers. This didn’t have any growth on the walls, a pebbly base, scattered with starfish. It was pitch black, though the water didn’t go all the way to the top so we guessed the was an airspace in crap happened. Hugely enjoyable time swimming through this kind of enviroment. After about 6 mins we saw some daylight ahead, getting very narrow so ascended to see if we could get through. It looked too narrow, though there may have been a bend ahead making it appear so, what with the surge and all it was decided to backtrack out. Outside we drifted along winding down untill we must have got to the end of the headland and the currant was waiting ahead judgeing by the bent over kelp. Heck of a dive.

FRI 28/7/06

We should have been enjoying our last dive today revisiting the GLEN ISLA by popular demand but we awoke to a real peasouper so that was that. We hopped in the minibus and trawled around the southern mainland visiting early settlements of archaiological inerest like CLICKIMIN BROCH and JARLSHOF. Needless to say after we’d packed our kit away hot sunshine appeared.

Thats all, all the Best, Simon Newman.

Death defying day/ Washing Machine

Posted in PunterBlog on August 8th, 2006

Woke up to a glassy calm sea which only meant one thing, diving at Out Stack. We headed out in the sunshine, which rapidly faded the further out we went. The grey clouds came over, building up the tension!

First dive was impressive huge jewel anenomes and big gullys, loads of squeals and grins afterwards (and not just from the girls).

Weather was good enough to stay out for a second dive, which was a whole new kettle of fish. As the seaguls circled we descended to a world of upcurrents, down currents (we now know how a pair of socks in a wash feel) anglerfish and shoals of pollack. This was truely amazing, huge gullies that descended down to more than 50m and more jewel anenomes and crabs in more different colours.

Absolutely brilliant!!!

Fiona 08/08/06

Tuesday Dives

Posted in Dives on August 8th, 2006

Twice on the Out Stack. Troops late but got round of applause so guess they were chuffed!

Tuesdays Blog here please………….

Posted in PunterBlog on August 8th, 2006

Up, down, to the left and to the right. No, this isn’t some new dance craze, but the reality of diving Out Stack, the most Northerly lump in the UK.

The dives were good, but remove the ferocity of the surge and the usual excellent (20m) visibility would have been restored. This is not diving for the faint hearted, yet not up there with dives you wish to end. Heads must be kept and excellent buoyance mainatined to ensure a safe and happy exit.

As is usual with such high energy sites, the marine life is diverse and plentiful. Kelp can act as a useful anchor in the shallows, but deeper in the gullies (>35m) where there is no kelp, keeping close to the walls helps as surge is still present.

We’ve taken shelter is Baltasound for the evening where there is a friendly pub up the road which serves beer brewed in the local Valhaller Brewery. The most northerly bus stop in the UK is just around the corner from the pub and well worth a visit. Check out it’s website in advance for the full experience and sign the visitors book when here.

Oh, posh tip of the day, my fianceƩ tells me tooth paste and washing up liquid is great for shining up sparkly diamonds after the assult from salt, talcum powder, baby location (enter here any other lube used!!!).

TTFN.

Monday

Posted in PunterBlog on August 7th, 2006

Some of us (okay mostly just me!) started the day slightly jaded from the night before in the pub and wondered whether a dive to 30 odd metres was such a great idea - however on the plus side there is no options for dozing once you’re in the water.

Bob left spot on time, and we set off to dive the E49 - a submarine which had wandered into a minefield and gone down with all hands. Team Maiden was pleased with the idea of two waves of diving because once those boys with all their kit, double this, double that & a third spare just to be on the safe side, were off the boat there was loads of room. A recent trip by the RAF means that there is an ensign flying from the top of the turret of the E49 and it is an amazing dive. The visibility was incredible and Sinead confirmed that she could still see the wreck at 14mtrs it was stunning and poignant at the same time.

In the afternoon Bob promised us an exciting new site, lovely stacks surrounded by cannons & wreckage……well after a number of passes by Angus we were put in the water with strict instructions to attach a SMB to anything metallic that we found….hmmm…… Tracey was busy tapping rocks with her torch just to be on the safe side (although according to the boys that should really be done with a hammer and crowbar…unfortunately she’d left that on the boat!!) but no success. After we came up the entrepid Bob set off to claim the prize by finding the wreck, but we think he left his glasses on the boat. Another pass by Angus did find a cannon but when he returned…..these words of wisdom were noted by all “A single cannon does not a WRECK MAKE….”

So Toms curry & sponge pudding for tea chased down with sea-chilled Stella made our day.

Posh tip of the day: ensure that you keep a young boy on board to polish the salt water off the top of your can of stella. Cheers Dunc.

More tomorrow - Kat

Monday dives

Posted in Dives on August 7th, 2006

Headed north: E49 then Ship Stack out of Balta Sound.

SUNDAY BLOG

Posted in PunterBlog on August 6th, 2006

Gwladmena or Glenisla in the morning (divers split between them). Everyone loved their dives; good viz on both sites. Afternoon dive on the Giants Legs - Mega Dive! 30m viz, you could see everyone, very disconcerting; the whole site was plastered in life. The two long arches (almost tunnels) were really atmospheric, with great views of divers Silhouetted against the ‘blue window’ of the arches. A few people also had encounters with a couple of seals.

Roast chicken for tea, with much better wine than last night! Having assessed the quality of last nights tea, and given that we have taken all of the available food storage space, Bob and Angus have joined the food kitty. No one yet drunk, despite which there has been much dancing, including duncaninhissexynewjeans and Tracey on the table.

Now heading north over calm seas with evening sunshine. Every one in good spirits (and copious quantities thereof).

POSH DIVING TIP OF THE DAY: If one finds onself marooned in the wilds of shetland without (god forbid) a cafetiere or espresso machine + barista, you can very effectively brew decent filter coffee using a funnel made from kitchem roll and masking tape, there is a plastic funnel under the sink into which the assemblage can be placed and morning coffee for 12 can be produced very successfully.

Sunday Dives

Posted in Dives on August 6th, 2006

Nice simple second day: started with a split wave on the Gwladmena/Glen Isla then Giants legs pm.

MUSAC Alumni 2006

Posted in PunterBlog on August 5th, 2006

Day 1 - we’ve organised all the important things like writing up the list of who likes tea with no sugar or the

requisite 4 sugars for maintaining dive energy. Gin is stowed and emergency tonic (who remembers to buy that?) has

been bought. Picked up the weeks food from co-op that we pre-ordered by fax last week (top-tip as was all there

ready with no dash around shop needed) so more time for diving!!!!

2 dives done before 4pm despite a number of slightly dodgy regs, leaky hoses, damaged backs and a slightly hungover

skipper (what did last weeks group do to poor Bob). All slightly confused as Bob suggested dive on Gwladmena in the

harbour as shakedown dive. Harbour - normally read as crap vis, dull HOWEVER nice dive, great vis, happy divers,

how could we doubt the wisdom of Bob.

Saturday dives

Posted in Dives on August 5th, 2006

Brand new shiney group.

Dived Gwladmena and Pionersk.

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Mary headed south…..

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….now he wants back to that rowboat in Balta Sound…

Friday

Posted in Day to day doings on August 4th, 2006

Day off.

Troops left on evening ferry passing the new group headed north somewhere in the North Sea.

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Cats peeing in your garden?

Posted in Day to day doings on August 3rd, 2006

Just print picture and hang around the garden in assorted positions.

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Will also keep small children from the fire.